Written by Seeds2 at 11:42 4/5-2014
After much discussion Rob and the rest of the management team feel it’s time to come clean about 2 of our trainees Adolphe Marchal and Tomas Swin.
After many failings in training it was time to think out the box and they did just that way way out the box. Both riders have been training hard on the track and in their wheels. Yes I said it in their wheels…. Both riders are actually genetically modified hamsters in human skin suits.
It was decided to make this shock revelation as Adolphe was secretly photographed by paparazzi late last night while fine tuning his sprinting skills on the track without his skin suit on.
As the hamster is now out the wheel both will be racing today at Hel - Gdansk without skin suits.
Adolphe was quoted saying earlier this morning “It is a great honour to lead the team and I thank Rob for the opportunity this is a big step for Hamsters all round the world”
A picture of Adolphe sprint training has been released in our logo section and the team has changed it's shirt to match the boys fur.
Thomas Eudy
Seeds PR manager
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criceto
Hamster?
Indeed ;-)
Good luck!
Yes mate hopefully Swin will be ready to lead the team by then. Just need to work out the specifics behind the aerodynamics of Hamster Fur....
You getting ready for Nederlandse?
Yes mate 2nd place as first race as Captain!
Seems like it payed off :-)
Nice PR Rob, very funny. :-)
Stirred not shaken.
You've gotta love it ;-)
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